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Affy - awfully

Ah - all

Ane - one

Awa - away

Aye - yes

Baffies - slippers

Baltic - very cold

Bampot-  idiot

Belter - idiot

Ben - through

Bunker - kitchen worktop

Cannae - can't

Chappin - knocking

Chuckie - stone

Circle - roundabout

Closie - stairwell in a block of flats

Cludgie  - toilet

Coo - cow

Coupon - face   

Cowp - tip

Cuddy - horse

Cundie - drain cover

Cunt - friend

Cuppie - cup

Dinghies - nonsense

Dinnae - don't

Dohg - dog

Doon - down

Dozy cunt - idiot

Dub - puddle

Dya - Do you

Echt - eight

Eleevin - eleven

Ehm - I'm   

Erse - arse

Fair puggled - very tired

Faither - father

Fev - five

Fleg - scare

Fle - Fly  

Flein - Flying

Fower - four

Fud  - Vagina

Gee’z  - give me

Geid - gave

Gettae - feel free to leave

Glaikit - Stupid looking

Gochle - spit

Gubbed - beat

Hoos - house

Ingins - onions

Ken - know

Kent - knew

Kerry oot - Take away

Lahray - lorry

Laiv - leave

Lang - long

Lavvie  - toilet  

Lohbee - hallway

Meh - My

Messages - shopping

Mind - Remember

Mind - Watch

Mignin - not nice

Mink - poor person

Mither - mother

Mulk - milk

Nae - no

Napper - head

Noo - now

Nut - no

Oot - out

Ower - over

Pace - peace

Pan - smash/ break

Payvee - pavement

Peh - pie

Pent - paint

Pentit - painted

Pish - piss

Pit - Put

Plen - plain

Pletty - a landing

Polis - police

Puggled - tired

Pus - face

Rubbered - ignored

Sanayz - sandshoes

Scaffy - refuse collector

Scaffy lahray - refuse truck

Seevin - seven

Skelp - A smack or slap

Skelt  - split

Skiffy - clue

Spaver - trouser zip

Stane - stone

Swatch - look

Tae - to

Tatties - potatoes

Teckle - Very good

Tinkie - See mink

Thon - that

Toon - town

Twa - two

Twel - twelve

Wa'  - wall

Weeurd - weird

Wilnae - won't

Windae - window

Wiz - was

Ya - you

Yer - your

Awa n Bile yer heed  - Fuck off

Eh a’ i’ ah - I have eaten it all

Eh dinnae gie a flein fuck  - I'm not persuaded by your argument

ehm gonnae cowp this ower yer heid - i'm going to tip this over your head

Fuck ye dain?  - What are you doing?  

Gee’z a skiffy - give me a clue

Get it right up ye -  Fuck right off

Get it up ye  - Fuck off

gonna gee'z fuckin pace - please be quiet

Gonna pent the lohbee - can you paint the lobby

Mind whit yer dain - Watch what your doing

Dya mind the name o  - Do you remember the name of  

No’ affy weel - Not very well

She hiz a pus like a well skelpt erse - she has a face with rosey cheeks

there wiz twel o em - there was twelve of them

Up yer erse wi' it  - shove it up your arse  

yer dain meh napper in - your doing my head in

Yer talkin pish -  Your claims are unlikely